The Best T-shirts of this Summer

(Around a picture of dandelions): I Fought the Lawn and the Lawn Won
So Few Men, So Few Who Can Afford Me
I Suffer Occasional Delusions of Adequacy
God Made Us Sisters; Prozac Made Us Friends
At My Age, I've Seen It All, Done It All, Heard It All..I Just Can't Remember It All
My Mother Is a Travel Agent for Guilt Trips
I Just Do What the Voices Inside My Head Tell Me to Do
(Picture of an open Bible on the front of the shirt, this is on the back): When All Else Fails, Read the Directions
(Worn by a pregnant woman): A Man Did This to Me, Next On Oprah
Thirteenth Amendment: Thou Shalt Not Whine
(Spotted on Cape Cod): If It's Called Tourist Season, Why Can't We Hunt Them?
Senior Citizen: Give Me My Damn Discount
Remain.com
Princess, Having Had Sufficient Experience with Princes, Seeks Frog
(Seen on a "well-tattooed" man): No, It Doesn't Hurt
(Seen on the back of a motorcyclist): If You Can Read This, My Wife Fell Off
I Used to be Schizophrenic, but We're OK Now
If I Had Known Being a Grandparent Was So Much Fun, I Would Have Done It First!
(Over the outline of the state of Minnesota): My Governor Can Beat Up Your Governor
I Speak Fluent Patriarchy, but It's Not My Mother Tongue
Veni, Vidi, Visa: I Came, I Saw, I Did a Little Shopping
What if the Hokey Pokey Is Really What It's All About?
I Didn't Climb to the Top of the Food Chain to Be a Vegetarian
(On the front): Yale Is Just One Big Party.
(On the back): With a $25,000 Cover Charge
Coffee, Chocolate, Men...Some Things are Just Better Rich
Liberal Arts Major...Will Think for Food
Growing Old Is Inevitable; Growing Up Is Optional
Don't Treat Me Any Differently Than You Would the Queen
IRS--Be Audit You Can Be
Gravity...It's Not Just a Good Idea. It's the Law.
If You Want Breakfast in Bed, Sleep in the Kitchen
First National Bank of Dad; Sorry, Closed.
The Old Pro...Often Wrong...Never in Doubt
In Dog Years, I'm Dead
Love May Be Blind, But Marriage Is a Real Eye-Opener
If at First You Don't Succeed, Skydiving Isn't for You
The Trouble with the Gene Pool Is that There's No Life Guard
Get a New Car for Your Spouse. It'll be a Great Trade.
It's Hard to be Nostalgic When You Can't Remember Anything
Dinner Is Ready when the Smoke Alarm Goes Off
Wanted: Meaningful Overnight Relationship
I'm Going to Graduate on Time, No Matter How Long It Takes
Anything Not Worth Doing Is Not Worth Doing Well
A Day without Sunshine Is Like Night
A City Is a Large Community where People Are Lonesome Together
First Things First, but Not Necessarily in That Order
Old Age Comes at a Bad Time
In America, Anyone Can be President. That's One of the Risks You Take.