BLIND MAN

Two nuns were ordered to paint a room in the convent, and the last instruction of the Mother Superior was that they must not get even a drop of paint on their habits. After conferring about this for a while, the two nuns decided to lock the door of the room, strip off their habits, and paint in the nude. In the middle of the project, there came a knock at the door. "Who is it?", called one of the nuns. "Blind man," replied a voice from the other side of the door. The two nuns look at each other and shrugged, and decided that no harm could come from letting a blind man into the room, so they opened the door. "Nice boobs," said the man, "where do you want the blinds?