Top 10 Reasons NOT to Work

10. They can't garnish what you don't make.

9. Your life no longer compares to those annoying Dilbert cartoons.

8. Chance to meet exotic male dancers in unemployment line (and do the Full Monty).

7. Sleep all night . . . Sleep all day!

6. Much like a Carnival cruise, every day is a holiday!

5. If you push its buttons the wrong way, the remote won't cry sexual harassment.

4. Underwear and a pair of Birkenstocks becomes your "Professional Attire".

3. Reruns of Chips only shown during regular working hours.

2. It really pisses off the in-laws.

1. The only glass ceiling is the mirror over your bed!